Corrupt-a-wish (by courat)

Alright, anyone who hasn't played this before, here's how it goes:
1.Someone makes a wish
2. Another person must find a way to corrupt it.
3.repeat.

Example: I wish for a Ferrari.

Granted. However, when you get it, you find it has been crushed by an anvil.

I wish i had a car.

Granted. However, it is stolen 7.3 seconds after you get it.

I wish I had a flashlight.

Granted it was eqieped with a light saber and you accidently kil yourself.

I wish I had a H-Bomb near a city far away from me.

Granted. It sits there until someone steals it and blows up your city.

I wish I had a 5 million isoton bomb.

granted.you destroy france

I wish every one would just stop arguing and solve the overpopulation crisis by nuking france.

granted. Everyone gangs up on you cuz no one can make fun of them anymore.

I wish I had a candle.

erm..granted

I wish England had a stable economy

Granted. They take over the world with English Muffins.

I wish The USA's housing market didnt crash

Granted our econimy goes to none.

I wish England wa nuked and destroyed.

Granted. The They come back from the dead and shove English Muffins up your @$$.

I wish There wasnt so much drama in high school.

Granted it goes to colege.

I wish middle school wasnt so "middle"

Granted, its bottom so you start over.

I wish BM2 was finished.

Granted youll never play it.

I wish when somene gets owned it looks like ED's avatar.

Granted. That's YOU.

I wish I wished for a million wishes, all to be about a million wishes.

Granted but you wished foreevr till you died.

I wish I lived forever and enjoyed it.

Granted. You fly a rolfcopter for all eternity.

I wish I had more crew members.

Granted.they murder you

I wish my base commander let me take his tank for a ride.

Granted. You squish him and are dishonorably discharged.

I wish my forum were more known.